My Short-N-Sweet Thoughts on Star Trek Into Darkness *No Spoilers*

As a summer movie, it was dumb, loud, and pretty. It included a nonsensical plot with little character growth or resolution, that tails off into true summer-stupid in the third act. Much money will be made. 

As a fan of Trek, it was a complete bastardization of a classic villain. It further sucked the soul out of Star Trek, cementing its place in an increasingly repetitive blockbuster movie cycle.

That is all.

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Monday, 20th May

An Atheist’s Thanksgiving Day “Prayer”»

Today we give thanks that you, dear Universe, erupted into existence roughly 14 billion years ago. Through a vast space, you spread materials that coalesced into new materials, which came together to form stars, planets, nebulae, and everything else we know to be. Upon these new worlds your materials continued their brilliant dance, becoming water & earth, air & fire. Your mechanisms, put into motion so long ago, have evolved further still, bringing life to the Earth in the form of plants, animals, and people. 

From 14 billion years ago we arrive here at this table, ready to eat a defenseless bird until it becomes difficult for us to breathe.

Thank you, Universe! 

Let’s eat!

- RMartian

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Thursday, 22nd November
Made meself a new FB cover photo because some one I dearly love gave me the correct dimensions for doing so. Thanks, @HissyK

Made meself a new FB cover photo because some one I dearly love gave me the correct dimensions for doing so. Thanks, @HissyK

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Thursday, 15th November
Thor (Marvel) vs. The Catholic Church» 

Thor (Marvel) vs. The Catholic Church» 

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Monday, 14th May
Who doesn’t love a talking donkey?» #bible

Who doesn’t love a talking donkey?» #bible

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Tuesday, 8th May
Bottled water comes from the tears of the damned. Thought you should know.»  

Bottled water comes from the tears of the damned. Thought you should know.»  

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Sunday, 6th May
Don’t like gay marriage? Blame straight people» 

Don’t like gay marriage? Blame straight people» 

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Monday, 30th April

A very cool video for a song by #TheWho» 

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Sunday, 29th April
Religion is like Internet Explorer» AWESOMESAUCE» 

Religion is like Internet Explorer» AWESOMESAUCE» 

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Friday, 20th April

Radiohead - Airbag - Miami, 2012» Some crappy video I shot with my camera phone. Enjoy!» 

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Friday, 6th April